Pesach cleaning coming up
So many things to choose from
WD40
Ah yes, WD40
I remember working, selling TV dishes
Take a crappy used dish, wipe it w/ WD 40
Voilla! It’s BRAND NEW!
And smells nice
Just heard a commercial,
It stops your mirror from fogging up
So you can see yourself in the shower
Majic!
Gee
What else can it do?
Frees up stuck keys on organ
Keeps pigeons off the balcony- they hate the smell
Some spray it on their arms to remove arthritis pain- taking the whole idea to a new level
Keeps flies off cows
Spray on an umbrella stem to make it easier to open and close
Lubricates prostetic limbs- who the heck thought of that?
In N.Y. it protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements
Spraying a little on bait attracts fish
Immediatly tales away the sting and itch from fire ant bites
Keeps missile silo doors swinging freely
Free a tongue stuck to frozen metal in winter
A bus driver in Asia used WD-40 to remove a python, which had coiled itself around the undercarriage of his bus
police officers used WD-40 to remove a naked burglar trapped in an air conditioning vent.
Does your taxes
Spray it in the air to prevent bad weather
Spray it on bad neighbors to give them a better dispostion
Spray it on wales, it saves them- rain forests too
Summons demons
Ok, well not the last five
But what the hell can’t it do?
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