Bashing the Bochurim

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The mashpia here told me I should be a little more

Tolerant

Of the other bochurim

Even if they seem a little

Clueless

Particularly during the girsa shiur

I spew verbal assaults

It’s a little spontaneous

And now I have a collection

It’s not that I’m mean

All the bochurim know I intend it all in good humor

But it is inspired by stupidity

“Do the two neurons in your brain at least communicate sometimes?”

“You give Al-Qaeda purpose.”

“My goodness, please, just don’t have kids ok?”

“You want a sticker for that genius comment?”

“Is everyone in your family that stupid or are you just some genetic mistake?”

“Anybody who might care is in the hallway over there” [The hallway is empty]

“They make paper-shredders to make people like you feel better. At least something will accept your bright ideas.”

“It’s fine rabbi, it’s not like there’s any girls in this shiur aside for Mendy over there.’’

“You really highlight your lack of testosterone.”

“I want to slap your mother right now.”

“I think a snail might beat you in chess.”

“If you had a brain I might call you slow.”