3:26AM, wake up to sound of rain, sounds nice.
3:27, asleep dreaming something about time dilation.
3:30, someone is tapping my head in my dream for doing a good job.
3:30 @&$%! it's raining on my HEAD!
3:31, distgruntled, can't find yarmulke, don't want to find it because my will get all wet.
3:32, walk around with pillow resting on my head trying to find a bed to commandeer
3:36, damage assesed in hallway
3:44 discover kitchen is open, some airport-bound shluchim awake.
3:45 fix up a plate of beef from in the fridge.
3:50, beef finished, leave fridge.
4:04, new bed comandeered.
4:06, beef and ice-cream on same plate seems ironic.
4:10, it is ironic
4:12, maybe this bed is better
4:16, no it isn't.
4:18, dicover more guys, chill, bake cake,
5:00 omg i should go to bed, wonder what beef in honey tastes like
5:01, it tastes good
5:02, &$%@ can't have coffee till 11
I know the feeling.
ReplyDeleteBeef and ice cream- only a yeshiva bocher.
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