Pesach
Smoother than last year
Eggs
New record: four at once
More eggs
trying to crush it w/ one hand wont work the first time
It sure as hell will work the second time
And scare the heck out of everybody
everywhere
Work
Walk around in circles and you look busy
And eventually your job gets done
By somebody
Walking around in circles
Is tiring
Might as well do your job already
And even more eggs
Who's counting?
The meat for chollent
Will burst into flames if they are all thrown on the grill
And then you will panic and toss everything on the ground
Serving wine
It's the real reason they love us
Kid's club
The only escape
The golf cart
Dont FREEKING touch it
Kangaroos
You can deal them poker
they're pretty passive players
Running out of eggs
^#%$!
Finding more eggs
%$*@!
Shobbos
No eggs!
The break-room
The fridge
The freezer
The Break-room
Miracles
Two unpadded crates fall of the counter onto the road
Stuffed w/ ceramic plates
What breaks?
Two dishes
and a plastic bin?
G-d is watching
And hopefully the boss was not
Breville
The end
the walking around in circles trick is every bochurs best friend but be careful.
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