Lessons and Events from Pesach

Pesach

Smoother than last year

Eggs

New record: four at once

More eggs

trying to crush it w/ one hand wont work the first time

It sure as hell will work the second time

And scare the heck out of everybody

everywhere

Work

Walk around in circles and you look busy

And eventually your job gets done

By somebody

Walking around in circles

Is tiring

Might as well do your job already

And even more eggs

Who's counting?

The meat for chollent

Will burst into flames if they are all thrown on the grill

And then you will panic and toss everything on the ground

Serving wine

It's the real reason they love us

Kid's club

The only escape

The golf cart

Dont FREEKING touch it

Kangaroos

You can deal them poker

they're pretty passive players

Running out of eggs

^#%$!

Finding more eggs

%$*@!

Shobbos

No eggs!

The break-room

The fridge

The freezer

The Break-room

Miracles

Two unpadded crates fall of the counter onto the road

Stuffed w/ ceramic plates

What breaks?

Two dishes

and a plastic bin?

G-d is watching

And hopefully the boss was not

Breville

The end

Cure the World with WD40

Pesach cleaning coming up

So many things to choose from

WD40

Ah yes, WD40

I remember working, selling TV dishes

Take a crappy used dish, wipe it w/ WD 40

Voilla! It’s BRAND NEW!

And smells nice

Just heard a commercial,

It stops your mirror from fogging up

So you can see yourself in the shower

Majic!

Gee

What else can it do?

Frees up stuck keys on organ

Keeps pigeons off the balcony- they hate the smell

Some spray it on their arms to remove arthritis pain- taking the whole idea to a new level

Keeps flies off cows

Spray on an umbrella stem to make it easier to open and close

Lubricates prostetic limbs- who the heck thought of that?

In N.Y. it protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements

Spraying a little on bait attracts fish

Immediatly tales away the sting and itch from fire ant bites

Keeps missile silo doors swinging freely

Free a tongue stuck to frozen metal in winter

A bus driver in Asia used WD-40 to remove a python, which had coiled itself around the undercarriage of his bus

police officers used WD-40 to remove a naked burglar trapped in an air conditioning vent.

Does your taxes

Spray it in the air to prevent bad weather

Spray it on bad neighbors to give them a better dispostion

Spray it on wales, it saves them- rain forests too

Summons demons

Ok, well not the last five

But what the hell can’t it do?

Sunny Days in YG

Welcome to YG
Where this stuff kinda, happens


If it happened to rain the night before,
Or if it happens to rain

After many years
They finally got those fans turned on
...and we had toilet paper

It's hard to stay awake
and you can't just bring an alarm-clock into zal


Nothing like walking into zal
and almost being squished by a chair-tower



If it's too hot we bring in-
Hey! How'd this get here from the hospital?


Those two are always here
Phillip and Lewis
No respect

Rainy Nights in YG

3:26AM, wake up to sound of rain, sounds nice.

3:27, asleep dreaming something about time dilation.

3:30, someone is tapping my head in my dream for doing a good job.

3:30 @&$%! it's raining on my HEAD!

3:31, distgruntled, can't find yarmulke, don't want to find it because my will get all wet.

3:32, walk around with pillow resting on my head trying to find a bed to commandeer

3:36, damage assesed in hallway

‎3:44 discover kitchen is open, some airport-bound shluchim awake.

3:45 fix up a plate of beef from in the fridge.

3:50, beef finished, leave fridge.

4:04, new bed comandeered.

4:06, beef and ice-cream on same plate seems ironic.

4:10, it is ironic

4:12, maybe this bed is better

4:16, no it isn't.

4:18, dicover more guys, chill, bake cake,

5:00 omg i should go to bed, wonder what beef in honey tastes like

5:01, it tastes good

5:02, &$%@ can't have coffee till 11