Bochur Knowledge

Now I knew not all the bochurim here would be the most savvy people in the world. I've gathered some of my favorite bits of wisdom my fellow peers:

• It's debatable if penguins have feathers.
• Your skin becomes tan because of protein
• Airplanes dump their waste directly into the air. It disintegrates before it hit the ground
• There are medicines that just make you arm fall off as opposed to amputation
• Bacteria turns into bugs
• The reason there is no gravity in space is because everything would fall down
• The (scientific) definition of fruit is anything that's sweet (and again some say it's the protein).

• Oh and apparently America is suffering from a huge cholov-yisroel milk shortage. However Obama is now involved and is brokering a deal w/ Israel to import milk. I had no idea

And then when I seemingly giggle for no reason they look at me strangely.