Sunday, May 15, 2011

The Final Greeny Predicament

They say cows cause global warming

They pass gas, methane, all that.

All animals do, but there’s a lot of cows


Ok, I read that,

But my mind

using that logic...


Whales

Whales are huge

Way bigger than cows

Which means way more methane than cows

They will discover whales cause global warming

Now

What?

2 comments:

  1. We should eat the whales instead.

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  2. The animals that produce large amounts of methane are the ruminants, the animals which chew their cud: cows, goats, sheep. Of these, cows are the most significant because they are by far the biggest. (Bison would be on the list also, but there are not nearly as many of them as there were 200 years ago). So don't worry about the whales.

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