Me Vs OC

Last zman something unusual happened

Yeshiva Gedolah and Ohel Chana

Wound up having the same off-Shobbos schedule

Some were all

"Cool!"

Not the young American man

He was all

Oh

No

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It’s the classic race

Me

Vs

Them

And it’s like they know I tell you

They know

All the houses he likes to go to Friday night

Every call

“Oh so sorry we’d love to have you

But

We’re having OC over tonight.”

Or

“aww if you only called earlier

But OC just called a minute ago”

Just called!

Over and over and over again

They conspire against me!

And a tie?

OC always wins a tie

And how many of them are there?

How do they get all my good houses?

They seem to be hell bent on being as annoying as possible

Spreading themselves all around Melbourne like that

In itty bitty increments, geez

And it’s not just Friday night

Shobbos day too!

And not just last Zman

They still get in my freeging way!

This week

Two of my favourite houses

“Sorry, but my table is filled w/ OC this Shobbos”

And

“Having a bunch of OC over this Shobbos”

&#%^!

*#^$!

(@$#!

OC!!!!

And so it goes on

The never ending race

One in YG

Vs all them in OC

Oh Gee