Wednesday, May 12, 2010

My Version of Melbourne

The ideal Melbourne:


There are exactly the same amount of boys and girls


All the boys go to YC


All the girls go to Beth Rivkah


The boys get older and go to YG


The girls get older and go to OC


The YG guys go on to Mirkas Shlichus for a year


The OC gals go on to Israel for a year


Then they all come back


The YG guys and OC chicks get married


And make more YC/YG guys and BR/OC gals


Rinse and repeat

7 comments:

  1. lol. in perfect harmony. only problem for you is, you are not austrelian.

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  2. Well that just means I have more flexibility. Either I could either marry and American girl...or some unlucky Melbourne guy is gonna be left out.

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  3. OC chicks??? I am disrupting my silence only to tell you off and smother a laugh.

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  4. hey now, it's just a comical term, and it aint even mine!

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  5. Reality:

    The boys and girls get older and leave home (or whatever else they do), so they need to get kids from overseas to fill the spaces. The classic Yg - Oc shidduch still happens once in a while...

    Rinse and repeat.. Mazel Tov!

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  6. well when Moshiach comes this is how it will work. I'm sure of it

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  7. Stapes, you are mad dodge... (sometimes)

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