That Dumb Alarm

1:32AM

Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing!

Whewhewhewhewhewhewhewhew

That stupid alarm has gone off. Probably nothing. They did, after all, fix it recently or something…

…Then again…

There could actually be a fire, in which case it should be checked out.

Nah.

Way too tired. Someone else will do it…

…Then again…

Everyone is probably thinking the same thing, in which case it should be checked out.

Nah.

Someone will start screaming. Then we’ll know for sure…

…Then again…

That’s not a real indication. The boys might run around and yell regardless, in which case it should be checked out.

Nah

Too tired. I’ll see fire or smell smoke or something.

…Then again…

I wouldn’t have time to save my stuff then. That’s money I don’t have, in which case it should be checked out….

Mmm. hmm…

oh look it turned off anyway

zzzzzzzz

Now what the heck is the point of that alarm?