Saturday, July 24, 2010

Bochurim Go Beans

How much do they have already?



The funniest things take over the place

Like nuts and other stuff



Once upon a time the young man was a young boy

He was in camp for Tisha B”Av

They were reading Eicha

Suddenly his paper was hit w/ some beans

Just once

He never did know why…


Fast forward a few years…


Beans…

Everywhere


Everyone’s in zal sitting on the floor

They begin to read Eicha…


Tititititti

Tititititititi


Beans

Lots

Of beans


They just keep throwing them!

And throwing them!

Don’t know who

But from somewhere over there,

They got beans


After, the whole zal,

Covered

Like a war zone


All kinds

Lima beans

[No green beans]

Pinto beans

Kidney beans

[No edemami beans]

Black beans

Even jelly beans!

And corn.

Hey!


That’s not a bean!

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