Bochurim Go Nuts

“Where the heck are all these coming from?!”

Macadamia nuts keep appearing…

Where is everyone getting these nuts?

From Macadamia duh

Finally the young man discovers the source of the phenomenon…

In the hallway, a big bag,

Full

Of macadamia nuts.

How very interesting…

If you want to keep 40 boys busy for the whole night

Just give them a

Bag full

of

Macadamia nuts

And

No nutcracker

And make sure they are

Indestructible

And that they

Ricochet

Like crazy

Bang

Wack

Zzzip, pew, ow!

The zal, filled with bochurim, trying to break the darn things

Smush it with a table leg…

Now it’s inside the table leg!

Everybody (including you now) has that one nut

Just to try one nut!

Throw it on the ground

Bite it

Hit it with a weight

Place it by a door and kick the door shut

Slam it with a jelly jar

Sit on it with a chair

Hit it!

Hard!

Ready…slam!

???

Where the heck did it go?

Pew pew pew pew zip pew

It’s all over the place, watch out!

[People duck like WWII]

*#^$ *$&# *#&$!

…..

!!!

The angels sing in chorus

And a beam of light shines…

Upon that one cracked nut

Mmm, it’s so good…

I gotta have another!