"Sit Here as Long as You don't Kill Us All"

Sitting in the emergency exit aisle means more legroom.

It also means that the plane might crash, it’s unlikely, but it might. Just be ready for it when it happens. It’s unlikely, but it probably will.

You need to open the door.

If you don’t we all will die because of you.

You must open the door

But don’t if:

We didn’t say “evacuate”

There’s a fire

There’s smoke

Something’s blocking

You can’t see out

In fact don’t open it

But here’s how to open it

Just don’t if any of the above occure

And then we’ll die

Which is unlikely of course, ahem.

We all depend on you.

You you you. Our lives are in your hands when we crash.

Which is unlikely.

I need you to verbally affirm that you agree to these requirments.

…..Well the leg room is nice.

And I’m the first one out

Audios burning plane