“I didn’t know I was intoxicated until I woke up this morning”
Wake up…
Ughhhhmmm
I did not realize how much I was drinking…
Shalom zochar, you know.
Wait,
What the heck?
And then it starts
Da
Da
Da
Dum!
Suddenly the walls revolve and the bed turns onto a brightly lit stage. Clique music plays in the background and you are suddenly before a smiling crowd applauding. The theme is orangish whitish and out walks the host wearing a bright suite. He has well-combed jet black hair and a perfect square jaw. A young blond girl runs up and hands him a microphone.
“Thank you for joining us here ooooon,”
[The crowd shouts the title in unison]
What the
Heck
Happened!
[Applause. Music.]
Don’t forget you’re still lying in bed wondering what the heck is going on.
[Host continues]
“Today’s contestant doesn’t exactly remember getting back
[Crowd: ooooooo]
But, he did.
However…. Evidence dictates that something happened. Now we’re going to take the fuzzy memories, the vague clues, aaaand,”
[Crowd, in unison]
Solve
This
Mystery!
[Applause]
[Brought to you by Colgate]
[Host]
“Our contestant remembers walking down the street, being very cold, and the suddenly his next memory is walking down a different street. Hmm, intriguing. Well let’s look at the clues. We see that our contestant at least managed to remove his shirt before going to bed…yet all the buttons are still buttoned! How in earth did he manage that?
Furthermore, our contestant was wearing a sweater under his dress-coat. Now get this folks, the whole right sleeve of his sweater is very dirty but his coat is perfectly clean!
And why did he wake up wearing a beanie? Any thoughts?”
He brings the microphone up to you, but, of course, you are way too darn bewildered to answer so you just say, “um well-” He immediately cuts you off,
“Well that’s all the time we have for today folks. Here’s a quick word from our sponsors and thank you for joining us on
[Crowd]
What the
Heck
Happened!
I think all hangovers should be that way
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