This is going to be the first Pesach break in which I will not be;
- Peeling 3 ½ tons of fruits and vegetables
- Cracking a million nuts
- Eating half a million nuts
- Juicing endless oranges
- Eating endless squished oranges
- Boiling gallons of sugar
- Getting liquid sugar everywhere
- Rendering chicken fat
- Getting chicken oil everywhere
- Banging puzzle-pieces of what is actually garage flooring to cover my counters
- Chasing my dog who just stole a tomato
- Watching Lost in the kitchen
- Making ke tchup
- Making starch
- Making meatballs
- Making a mess
- Cooking dinner in the garage
- Wa shing chametz dishes in the bathroom
- Baking peaches
- Roasting sugary nuts
- Eating yoghurt
It doesn’t feel like Pesach.
:) you also do the sugered nuts? i love those!
ReplyDeleteoh and you watch lost. interesting.
Yep, with a genius little contraption; basically a car dvd player w/ 2 screens. then we put the screens on different sides of a big Glad garbage bag box, plop it in the middle of the kitchen, and watch Lost while cooking!
ReplyDeleteIn defense of the dog, he thought the tomato was a ball. You forgot to mention eating matzah out of a ziplock bag!
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