Sunday, March 21, 2010

Where the $%^# is the Equator?!


Now I'm a patient fellow, but please, add this to my previous rant about bochur-knowledge.

I casually pointed out that there are no normal countries on the equator, and the argument was, drum-roll people! dadadadadadadadadada dum!

....Israel!

Yes indeed! Israel is a normal first-world country and you are only off by 2,279.9 miles! first prize!

But wait! there's more!

You can quit now, or you can take the logical challenge and argue it out for even bigger prizes!

Good Choice!

Now isn't Israel just a tad far away? It's not you say? it's somewhere south?

Is that your final answer? Remember, you can still ask the crowd, or a globe.

yes?

DING DING DING!

Well if you went south from the equator and kept going for a really long time you would eventually find Israel so...correct!

and now, for the mysterious prize behind door #2

What is your opinion of the equator?

It's at an angle you say? Crosses through Australia as well?

Is that your final answer?

We'll consult Mr. Globe

the verdict. Are you ready to become a millionaire?

Mr. Globe....

dadadadadadada

says...

dadadadadadadada






NO.

(crowd : awwwwwww!)


3 comments:

  1. lol. lucky you you had a smart mom and was raised well. not many people have that privilege...

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  2. first of all what is not normal about brazil, equador, indonesea...to name a few.
    and Israel IS normal??

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  3. It's all relative. It's not the point here though.

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