I meant to post this during Pesach
Slipped my mind
Motzei Shobbos:
By now they all know me
Havdalla;
An older man approaches me
He asks me
“What is with your private life?”
I tell him I’m in YG
“What do you do in
I tell him I have an eBay business
“And what are your plans for the future?”
I tell him a little of what I plan to do
“ah.”
“I have a granddaughter you know”
She’s 22
He taps my chest twice
Then kisses his hand
And makes a gesture as if to through a kiss into the air
“hmm?”
Ah ha
I’m a little busy
Sorry Mr.
And to the two others
Who mentioned their daughter or granddaughter to me
I’m just a little busy at the moment
Hmmm….
… Can we take a rain-check?
lol well at least when you are ready you know they will be lining up.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed. I wonder if any of them are blond.
ReplyDeleteyou are partial to blonds?
ReplyDeletehaha, just a joke....wavy blond hair IS the best though ;)
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