Thursday, April 1, 2010

Therapy for Breakfast

Every morning they serve a good breakfast. I like the cheese omelets. We sat down next to a charming couple, the Zelfah’s. The mister is a psychiatrist with his own hospital. Twice we had breakfast with them. What we learned:


In life there are peaches and there are prunes.

Peaches are full of juice no matter how much you squeeze them.

Prunes suck up everything no matter how much you give.

A depressed peach looks like a prune.

A con looks like a peach.


There’s naughty and then there’s bad.

Naughty means if you have fun with me you might get hurt.

Bad means I’m out to hurt you.

Naughty climaxes into wicked.

Bad climaxes into evil.


There are two things in life:

Happiness

Spreading happiness

You can’t spread happiness if you’re not happy.

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