Pesach Chronicals: Day 5; Power Thirst!

For the show we decided to do the same parody on energy drink commercial we did in camp. It was quite good and we choreographed it well. The video is from camp. We added one or two lines for this one:

Dovid: Are you sick of being called girls names?!

Adam: Like Sally etc? Well fear no more, get ready to be called BUTCH or REX!

D: Getting ready to be pumped up with PT!

A: PT! ENRGY FOR MEN!

D&A: MENERGY!

A: you’re gonna have

D&A GRATUITUSS AMOUNTS OF ENERYGY

D; you’ll just be running

D&A: ALL THE TIME

D: Try it in awesome flavors!

A: Do you like strawberries?!

A&D : TRY RAWBERRY

D: gotta craving for chocolate?!

A: TRY SHOCKLATE! Made from lightning

A&D: REAL LIGHTNING

D: what if everything you ever wanted cam in a

DA: ROCKET CAAAN

A: now with preposterous amounts of testosterone

DA: PREPOSTERONE

D: not to mention new flavors like MANANANA

A&D; AND GUN!

A: SPORTS!

D:AH

A: you’ll be really good at them

D: You’ll have to make up a new sport cuz you’ll be

A&D To energetic for normal sports!!!!

D; PT includes

A: electrolytes, powerlytes, flashlights, stagelights, TRAFFIC LIGHTS

A&D: more lights then your body has room for!

D: SOUND THE ALARM!

A&D: You’re gonna be uncomfortably energetic!

A: Your gonna be so fast Mother nature is gonna be like

A&D SLOW DOOOOWN

D:Your gonna be like “SHUT UP!” and kick mother nature in the face witrh your

A&D: ENERGY LEGS!

A: give PT to your kids and they will run

A&D: ABNORMALLY FAST!

D:They will run as fast as

KENYANS

A: And they will race against

KENYANS

D:And they’ll have a tie with

KENYANS

A&D: and be deported back to Kenya!

A: You’ll win at everything forever!

D: like SPORTS

A:WEDDINGS

D:ARSEN

A&D: and ART!

D:You’ll be able to punch a rhino in the FACE!

A: Bullies tossing you in the dumpster?

A&D: Toss that dumpster at the bullies!

Snaaaaaaaake eeeeyyyeeeessss

Sports AH Sports!

I kept seeing that golf cart.

I really want to drive it.

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