My girsa teacher sometimes says,
“It’s astounding how bochurim can be so amazed
At absolutely nothing”
A spider
A huntsman
On the ceiling of zal
Oh
My
G-d
Wooooooooooow
For three days the bochurim marvel at it
Just look at it
Oh look it moved!
Everyone rushes to see
I myself became intrigued
It sat there for three days moving maybe once in 3 hours
As if just to show it weren’t dead
What’s it thinking?
But these bochurim are just so fixated by it
Three day of throwing soda caps at it
Of course missing
Someone wised up and got a roll of toilet paper
Just ignore it for heaven’s sake!
Up goes toilet paper (three times)
Down comes spider
The reaction reminds me of the possum incident
What’d you think would happen!?
It lands on the table
Everyone freaks out
It’s like that table just blew them away
In all directions
Bunch a little girls
It’s an
Itty
Bitty
Spider
On the table
And now it’s a spider on the floor
And now it’s a squished spider
lol. good dose of humor. sounds like a bunch of girls to me.
ReplyDeletemy neighbor brought over a spider for me to identify. she wanted me to search online for what kind of spider it was. i had better things to do.
Oh! What a surprise ending. Not expecting that. Comical. :D
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