“If aliens from outer space ever came and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn’t really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our real civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they’re waving goodbye.”
“I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.”
“If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.”
-Jack Handy
:) cute
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