Who Needs Pants Indoors Anyway

I am in the library

Reading

Writing

Chatting

All is well

Except for the kid who ran past me

Without pants

Looks like he’s having a good time though

Just runnin’ around bare bottomed

Must be a nice breeze

And uh, no one seems to be stopping him

Now he’s climbing a small statue inside the library

I wonder where his pants are anyhow

Hope they’re safe. It’d be a shame if they get lost

But I don’t think he’s gonna mind too much

Oh look here’s his mother

She wants to know where his pants are

They’re over by Science and Technology